The Funniest Rejection Excuse………. Care to share?

Yeah, I’m in a moderately humorous mood tonight…… Thought I’d post my last blog today and chill…. Just a simple little question……What is the funniest excuse you ever used to turn someone dow //meelp.com/blog/576660/post_3739431.html?ANON_CONFIRM=TRUE Jeffrey:But theres this other girl i like.(30 November 2016) Jeffrey:I really like her and we have been dating for almost a month.(30 November [...]
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Sean:
I was wondering are you reaction.
(23 December 2016)

Jaunita:
My dad sides with me against my mother?
(23 December 2016)

Jaunita:
My parents already have a really bad relationship so it's only getting worse.
(23 December 2016)

Jaunita:
My dad does ground us when we mess up but if our mom is involved he'll just blame her . I'll admit that my mom isn't a good person right now , not a good mother eithet but still.
(23 December 2016)

Jaunita:
I know it's weird to be annoyed by that . Buti don't like seeing a married cupple where one of them points a finger at the other . This has also been a bad influence on me and my siblings because it really just gives us more room to mess up.
(23 December 2016)

Alaine:
Hey what do I text this girl who is in class RN and bored?
(23 December 2016)

Angila:
I heard my and boyfriend having sex and just need advice?
(23 December 2016)

Angila:
I dont know I just need to get this out theres a lot more but it would be confusing to type I guess this is just a rant.
(23 December 2016)

Angila:
They dont know I heard them but ive been kind of dismissive.
(23 December 2016)

Angila:
Does this make me a brat for reacting this way?
(23 December 2016)