Friday 27 July 2018

Joke: grandpa still have awesome sex

I saw this joke that day, very funny.. younger friend asked this almost 100 yrs grandpa, i just curious in yr age, you and yr wife (about 80 plus) still have sex?Grandpa: yeah why not, we have great s_ Cathey:I’m not interested in social status amount people or females especially with finance.(25 July 2018) Cathey:I don’t see [...]
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Larry:
I'm going to be living in a tent outside, for about a month?
(25 July 2018)

Larry:
Am I weird for that... Since I'll be homeless that's why.
(25 July 2018)

Jerilyn:
Why would he pursue me and then not text me back?
(25 July 2018)

Jerilyn:
Why the heck would he pursue me and just not want to talk to me?
(25 July 2018)

Jerilyn:
Then I asked him how the rest of his night was and he never responded to me again.
(25 July 2018)

Jerilyn:
Well, I texted him and he said hello, then when he asked me how I was, I answered him.
(25 July 2018)

Jerilyn:
He said he appreciated that I asked for his number because he thought I was beautiful.
(25 July 2018)

Jerilyn:
We talked for 2 minutes (it was like 11pm). I then told him I had to go and got his number.
(25 July 2018)

Jerilyn:
Before I knew it, the guy chased me out only to tell me that he thought I was beautiful.
(25 July 2018)

Jerilyn:
I saw a really cute guy in the bar, the bar was crowded so I just left.
(25 July 2018)

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