Friday 13 October 2017

Joke From My Childhood

Don’t know why this memory came to me, but I remembered part of the last sentence of a joke my mom told, I must have been around 8. I remembered it was dirty, I remembered a huge group of people_ Karri:Help me work out this drunk text from a guy?(11 October 2017) Karri:I think ijm ln evrikyou [...]
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Ashleigh:
Is she just trying to be friends?
(11 October 2017)

Ashleigh:
If a girl fist bumps you does that mean she is just trying to be friends.
(11 October 2017)

Ashleigh:
That's the first girl that ever fist bumped me.
(11 October 2017)

Ashleigh:
This one time i came up to her to say how she is doing, she smiled and she fist bumped me.
(11 October 2017)

Ashleigh:
Every time i come up to her and start a conversation with her she smiles.
(11 October 2017)

Alona:
Am I over feeding my 2 month old?
(11 October 2017)

Alona:
I'm afraid I'm over feeding her.
(11 October 2017)

Alona:
Here lately she has went back to waking every 2-3-hours wanting a 4oz bottle.
(11 October 2017)

Alona:
She drinks 4-5 ounces now, and she sometimes sleeps 6-7 hrs at a time.
(11 October 2017)

Alona:
My baby girl will be 2 months old in a bout a week.
(11 October 2017)

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