Bull-Shit

At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, “That new bull nearly did me in today, partner.”"Oh yeah, what happened?”"I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at me like a lo_ Evita:Ever since we first started having sex, I faked orgasms.(25 May 2017) Evita:I ve been with my boyfriend for 2 [...]
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Christie:
And she walked out of my life and broke my heart.
(26 May 2017)

Christie:
There will never be another girl like her.
(26 May 2017)

Aurea:
Guys: why would you date a girl who's not half as good looking as yourself?
(26 May 2017)

Aurea:
Why would someone so handsome want someone so ehhh?
(26 May 2017)

Aurea:
I haven't given him an answer yet because I've never dated before and I'm so unsure.
(26 May 2017)

Aurea:
He may be good looking but he doesn't treat everyone like trash.
(26 May 2017)

Aurea:
He asked me out, and over the weeks I've studied his behaviour, he's a kind person.
(26 May 2017)

Aurea:
Even my friends think he's cute.
(26 May 2017)

Aurea:
So this really fine guy had been looking at me a lot in school.
(26 May 2017)

Aurea:
You wouldn't even give me a second look.
(26 May 2017)