Silly little limerick

It’s my code,” says a mailman named Drew, “To unzip, then deliver a screw. If virgins, when nervous, Resist postal service, I explain that the male must get through.” //meelp.com/blog/658671/post_3730140.html?ANON_CONFIRM=TRUE Janina:I tried to be the best as i can, but she gets madder and madder.(6 November 2016) Janina:My mom has cancer and she got over with it. [...]
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Micheline:
My best friend is in a relationship with this guy and she ALWAYS brags about him and it's so annoying.
(25 November 2016)

Micheline:
I don't set my standards too high or anything, I talk to everybody, I'm fun, outgoing, loud.
(25 November 2016)

Micheline:
The guys I liked never liked me back.
(25 November 2016)

Micheline:
I don't actually need to date, but it'd be nice knowing someone likes me.
(25 November 2016)

Micheline:
I never dated, only 2 guys in my life liked me and I just feel alone.
(25 November 2016)

Micheline:
But as I'm getting older, I feel like I'm ugly.
(25 November 2016)

Micheline:
Never in a million years did I think I'd be complaining about this.
(25 November 2016)

Kenyatta:
Why do my parents enforce rules differently for me?
(25 November 2016)

Kenyatta:
It's not just that they worry so much about me whenever I go to huge parties or go somewhere far.
(25 November 2016)

Kenyatta:
My parents told my 13 year old brother that he will be allowed to date at my age but for me I'm not allowed to date until I'm 18 and finished high school?
(25 November 2016)