Saturday, 22 October 2016

I bring you welcome from the Council of Woodhall

The guard nodded, and said no more, but still eyed the uniformed men who awaited them with an unbroken gaze. And You three should take him up on it. In these uncertain times we cannot be too careful, especially with guests as important as you and the Senator._ Jillian:Most of society would find this disgusting, I [...]
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Lita:
I promised him that if he chooses a gap year we will work out together and he can train and get faster and stronger to be better for next year but he's not so sure.
(21 October 2016)

Lita:
And I'm a year behind him and he is torn because he feels like he has to chose between football and me.
(21 October 2016)

Min:
Got cheated on and it hurts?
(21 October 2016)

Ludivina:
I think my vacuum cleaner is pregnant? Help?!?
(21 October 2016)

Ludivina:
Also it would be nice if you told me how to keep her from coating the carpet with semen when i use her.
(21 October 2016)

Ludivina:
So i want to know, where can i get my vacuum cleaner an abortion?
(21 October 2016)

Ludivina:
I was making love to her, I put a little lube in the hose and turned her on.
(21 October 2016)

Ludivina:
She's a Dyson and she has an awfully nice canister.
(21 October 2016)

Ileana:
Is this normal ?!?
(21 October 2016)

Ileana:
Im scared of thought that he was lying to me that he is at home but he was in the city.
(21 October 2016)

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