Thursday, 25 August 2016

The Blonde Mortician

A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. Sh_ Clara:So I just started my first day on high school, and at first when walking into the bus I felt so inferior.(18 [...]
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Laraine:
When I went to talk to him about it things got heated.
(25 August 2016)

Laraine:
Anyways I found out that he was cheating on me the whole time he was away.
(25 August 2016)

Laraine:
We have a lot of memories together and he was always there for me and very affectionate.
(25 August 2016)

Laraine:
He moved back home and for a week we were very happy.
(25 August 2016)

Laraine:
He was amazing and we would visit eachother every couple of months.
(25 August 2016)

Laraine:
My now ex boyfriend and I were in a long distance relationship for 9 months.
(25 August 2016)

Malika:
5 years. Should I bail out now?
(25 August 2016)

Malika:
We have been living together for 4 years.
(25 August 2016)

Malika:
I don't know why he hasn't asked.
(25 August 2016)

Malika:
Everyone else who have gotten together before us have gotten married.
(25 August 2016)

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